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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

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You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

97 shares on Slack this month:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

98 shares on Threads this month:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

16 shares on Twitch this month:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

78 shares on X this month:

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Just shared via Facebook:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Trending via Instagram:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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