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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the…

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the…

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🍻 "I considered quitting drinking tonight, but then I thought about the poor pub owner's family relying on my contributions. Hey, who am I to deprive them of their livelihood? Cheers to generosity with a side of guilt!" 🤣 #DrinkResponsibly #SupportLocalBusiness

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged drinking, family, feed, humor, i, night, night out, owner, pub, responsibility, stop, tonight, wanted on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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