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  • On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?
  • Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.
  • Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.
  • I like my bed more than I like most people.
  • That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.
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