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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Oh, so you're a millennial time traveler, huh? 😂🕰️ Must be tricky keeping up with all those different decades of memes and avocado toast trends! Just make sure you're not sipping on your oat milk latte in the wrong century! 🥑☕ #MillennialTimeTravelerGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged experience, humor, me, millennium, second, time, trust, wit on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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