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  • Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.
  • If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.
  • The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
  • Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
  • Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.
  • A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”