Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn't find one.

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Looks like Tupperware couldn’t contain the news of their bankruptcy after all! 🙊🔒 Let’s hope they can snap on a new strategy and bounce back stronger than ever! 💪🍲 #TupperwareTroubles

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