Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.