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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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