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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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32 shares on Facebook this month:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

46 shares on WeChat this month:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

36 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

64 shares on Messenger this month:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

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A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Making waves on WeChat:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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