Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWelcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller. 30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch! I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs. The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.” Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.