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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Humorous quote about outdoor mishaps and bug bites, with a playful, sarcastic vibe.

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"Me trying to embrace nature: 🌿🌞

Nature's response: 🦟🌿🚫

Well then, Mother Nature isn't holding back with her rating system! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ πŸ˜‚"



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