Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Me trying to embrace nature: 🌿🌞 Nature's response: 🦟🌿🚫 Well then, Mother Nature isn't holding back with her rating system! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go. There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti. Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady. I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.
