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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Commentary:
"Me trying to embrace nature: 🌿🌞

Nature's response: 🦟🌿🚫

Well then, Mother Nature isn't holding back with her rating system! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bugs, experience, grass, humor, nature, outdoor, outside, review, stars on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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