Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars. Commentary:"Me trying to embrace nature: 🌿🌞 Nature's response: 🦟🌿🚫 Well then, Mother Nature isn't holding back with her rating system! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise. I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs. I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves. Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go. Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.