Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.
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  • And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.
  • Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.
  • Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.
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