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I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.