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Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Seen just now on Twitch:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Just landed via Messenger:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Just shared via YouTube:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Shared recently on Discord:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Just shared via Facebook:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Spotted on Slack:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

5 months ago

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Threads:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Spotted on Twitch:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Making waves on Slack:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Spotted on X:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Just shared via Slack:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Reported on WeChat:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Trending via Pinterest:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Just landed via Twitch:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Shared recently on Slack:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Trending via Discord:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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