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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.