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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

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Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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December you will be good to me (threateningly).

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

99 shares on Slack this month:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Your opinions are not my business.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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