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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.