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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

Everyone is getting idioter.

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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