When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Commentary:
“I guess Dr. Seuss forgot to include a chapter about the allure of staying home, curled up on a cozy couch. Oh, the places you’ll go… within the confines of your living room!”

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