Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?
  • I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.
  • By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.
  • That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.
  • When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
  • How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.