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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.