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  • There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.
  • Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.
  • Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.
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  • I hope my email finds you enraged.
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