When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf. My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent. If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.