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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I will sit in the rain about this.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Trending via Threads:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

Breaking via Facebook:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

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When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.
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"Ah, Catthew, the mischievous feline with a name that commands authority 😼🤣 Maybe it's the formal tone that will finally make him listen…or maybe he's just too busy planning his next adventure! 🐾 #CatTroubles"

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52 shares on Telegram this month:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

88 shares on X this month:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Social Media Log 💫

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

Trending via YouTube:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

Shared recently on Messenger:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Just landed via Reddit:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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