When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew. Funny Quotes May 20, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.