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  • All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.
  • You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.
  • I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.
  • Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.
  • Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.
  • Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.