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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.