When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out. Commentary:"Looks like your wife takes 'packing light' to a whole new level! 🧳🏠 When she says 'going on a trip', she means business! 😅 #WifeGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car. I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip. My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together. My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.” I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.