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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.