When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 9, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat. There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”