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  • I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.
  • Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.
  • My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.
  • I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.
  • “This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.
  • Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.