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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.