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  • So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.
  • Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.
  • I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.
  • Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.
  • When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.
  • According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.