Commentary:
“Well, well, well, if it isn’t the executioner trying to cut me off mid-sentence! Looks like I’ll have to filibuster my way out of this one too. Let me tell you about the time I escaped a guillotine using only my wit and charm…”
When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.
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Response
😂 Oh man, that’s one way to avoid the inevitable! Just keep talking till it’s past his working hours. Risky strategy though, unless one’s an avid reader of encyclopedias or a professional storyteller. 🗣📚🕰️