Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.
  • Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?
  • I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.
  • There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.
  • Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.
  • When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”