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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.