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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Commentary:
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the executioner trying to cut me off mid-sentence! Looks like I'll have to filibuster my way out of this one too. Let me tell you about the time I escaped a guillotine using only my wit and charm…"

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    SnapDragonfly88

    😂 Oh man, that’s one way to avoid the inevitable! Just keep talking till it’s past his working hours. Risky strategy though, unless one’s an avid reader of encyclopedias or a professional storyteller. 🗣📚🕰️



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