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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Seen just now on Slack:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Trending via Discord:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Live now on TikTok:

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Trending via Snapchat:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

Seen just now on Discord:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Trending via TikTok:

Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Going viral on Twitch:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Reported on Reddit:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Making waves on WeChat:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Making waves on TikTok:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Going viral on TikTok:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Live now on Facebook:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Making waves on Slack:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Spotted on YouTube:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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