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90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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