Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas? Posted on3 days ago3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it. If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.