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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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