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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.