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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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81 shares on WeChat this month:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

12 shares on Discord this month:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

33 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Spotted on YouTube:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Just landed via Reddit:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Trending via WeChat:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Trending via TikTok:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Spotted on Twitch:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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