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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.