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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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4 months ago

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I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

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5 days ago

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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2 months ago

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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2 months ago

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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2 months ago

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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2 months ago

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63 shares on Telegram this month:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

19 shares on X this month:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Math is like Chinese to me.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

41 shares on Discord this month:

The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Going viral on X:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Just landed via Discord:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Just shared via X:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Trending via Telegram:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Trending via Messenger:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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