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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.