Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Maybe aliens are avoiding us because they heard how we never respond to voicemails 🌌👽 Let's work on proving we're not the only intelligent species right here on Earth 🔍🌍 #smartypants" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth. I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.