Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?
  • I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.
  • You should be able to google why a couple broke up.
  • My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.
  • What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?
  • When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”