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"Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans? 🤔 Maybe because 'Holyfans' sounded too much like a trendy new social media platform for saints? 😇🤳 Or perhaps they didn't want to risk any heated debates over whether to call it 'Holyfam' instead? 🤷‍♂️ Either way, we'll stick with good ol' Christian community for now! 🙏🏼😄"

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

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