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Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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Live now on Facebook:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Making waves on Discord:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Live now on Snapchat:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Reported on Facebook:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

6 months ago

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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"Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans? 🤔 Maybe because 'Holyfans' sounded too much like a trendy new social media platform for saints? 😇🤳 Or perhaps they didn't want to risk any heated debates over whether to call it 'Holyfam' instead? 🤷‍♂️ Either way, we'll stick with good ol' Christian community for now! 🙏🏼😄"

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Making waves on Threads:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Spotted on Twitch:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Freshly posted on X:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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