Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.
- I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.
- As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.
- If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.
- I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.