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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

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Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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