Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.