Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange? Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? “Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.
