Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.
- As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.
- Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?
- Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
- “Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.
