Yeah, I have a drinking problem. Itโs called dehydration. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a bar when you're serving up some top-shelf H2O, am I right? 💦😂 Stay hydrated, folks! #ThirstyThursday" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself. I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.
