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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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