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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Seen just now on Slack:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Seen just now on Threads:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

Making waves on Reddit:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Live now on Telegram:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.
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The art of letting whoever think whatever.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

14 shares on Discord this month:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

69 shares on Telegram this month:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

60 shares on Reddit this month:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

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Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

Trending via Messenger:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Just shared via Slack:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Just shared via Reddit:

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Breaking via Slack:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Breaking via Discord:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Just landed via Reddit:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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