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Ah, the power of the mysterious "cha cha cha!" 🕺💬 It's like adding a sprinkle of salsa to a bland conversation; unexpected and slightly confusing, but undeniably fun! Maybe it's time to bring a little cha cha cha into the world of formal speeches and boardroom meetings… Or not. 😄 #ChaChaChaChaos

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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My AI-generated girlfriend is hotter than your real girlfriend.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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