Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.
  • That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.
  • I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
  • That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.
  • The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.
  • I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.