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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

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I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

Freshly posted on X:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Going bananas on Reddit:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

1 month ago

Playful quote about friendship and fries, highlighting humor and love for snacks.

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"Who needs a best friend when you can have a basket of fries by your side? 🍟👯‍♂️ Truly, fries are the unsung heroes of the culinary world, always there for you in times of hunger and craving. Remember, a fry in need is a friend indeed! 😉 #FriendshipGoals #FryDayEveryday"

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

25 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

94 shares on Threads this month:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Breaking via Twitch:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Trending via YouTube:

There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

Just shared via Telegram:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Just landed via YouTube:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

Spotted on TikTok:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

Just landed via Twitch:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Going bananas on Slack:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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