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  • Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.
  • You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.
  • Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.
  • Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.
  • If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.
  • I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.