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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.