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  • Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!
  • Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.
  • Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.
  • Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.
  • Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.
  • If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.