Commentary:
"Life is like a ketchup bottle – you're either drowning in condiments or desperately trying to scrape out the last drop 
Embrace the saucy chaos and always be prepared for the unexpected condiment crises in your kitchen! 
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Related Funny Quotes 
- Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.
- You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
- Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.
- The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.
- I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
