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- The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.
- You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
- The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.
- I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
- Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.