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Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Live now on X:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!
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"Ah, the sweet embrace of sleep – it's like a warm hug from your comfy bed telling you, 'Don't go, stay a little longer.' 💤 Who needs mornings when you can have more dreams, am I right? 😜 #TeamSleep"

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

Just landed via Messenger:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

Trending via Slack:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Shared recently on X:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Just shared via Twitch:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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