You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep! Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight. Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle. “Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.