Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.
  • When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.
  • My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.
  • God saw you do that.
  • Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.
  • The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”