Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.
  • The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.
  • I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.
  • Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.
  • Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.
  • My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.