You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the moment you realize your hearing is as questionable as your memory 🙉📺 Embrace the subtitles – they're like your personal on-screen hearing aid! #AgeingGracefully Related Funny Posts 🤝 If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns. I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs. Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married? My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.