Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The only thing I gained this year is weight.
  • You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.
  • You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.
  • ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.
  • Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.
  • Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”