Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?
  • The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.
  • Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
  • You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.
  • Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.
  • I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!