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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Ah, the good old days when the internet and landline phones had to battle it out for attention in households! ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธโ˜Ž๏ธ Talk about a power struggle between being connected online and being connected through a phone call. Imagine the chaos when someone wanted to Google something while someone else urgently needed to call grandma! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #InternetNostalgia



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