You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from. The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong? A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.