Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
  • If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.
  • Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
  • Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.
  • Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.
  • There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.