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  • Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.
  • After 25, you’re pretty much 30.
  • You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!
  • You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.
  • How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.
  • If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.