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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.