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Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

Making waves on YouTube:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Playful text about calling someone yogurt for being overly cultured and refined.
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"Wow, with all that knowledge and sophistication, I might as well start calling you Yogurt! 🧐🍦 Just remember, the more cultured you are, the less likely you'll curdle under pressure! 😉🥄"

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39 shares on Twitch this month:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

84 shares on Reddit this month:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

57 shares on Threads this month:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

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I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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Trending via Pinterest:

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

Live now on Discord:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

Just shared via YouTube:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Trending via X:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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