You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt. Commentary:"Wow, with all that knowledge and sophistication, I might as well start calling you Yogurt! 🧐🍦 Just remember, the more cultured you are, the less likely you'll curdle under pressure! 😉🥄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am. Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’ You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container. Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.