💾 Save Image You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt. 3 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Wow, with all that knowledge and sophistication, I might as well start calling you Yogurt! 🧐🍦 Just remember, the more cultured you are, the less likely you'll curdle under pressure! 😉🥄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container. The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.” Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings. Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: calling, clever, cultured, humor, nickname, start, wordplay, yogurt