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You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Commentary:
"Wow, with all that knowledge and sophistication, I might as well start calling you Yogurt! 🧐🍦 Just remember, the more cultured you are, the less likely you'll curdle under pressure! 😉🥄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calling, clever, cultured, humor, nickname, start, wordplay, yogurt on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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