50+ Funny Curiosity Jokes That Make Nosiness Entertaining

New funny curiosity jokes

• What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

• The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

• We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

• What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

• I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

• I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

• Did you seriously just pique my interest?

• I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

• Can I come over and figure you out?

• My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Top funny curiosity jokes

• Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

• Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

• No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

• If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

• The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

• Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

• Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

• Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

• Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

• Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Popular funny curiosity jokes

• I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

• I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

• I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

• Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

• Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

• “You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

• Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

• You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

• Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

• No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

More funny curiosity jokes

• They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

• Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

• What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

• Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

• I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

• They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

• A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

• Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

• Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

• Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Witty curiosity jokes

• If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

• I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

• I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

• They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

• I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

• All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

• Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

• Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

• I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.