Funny mess jokes prove that life’s spills, clutter, and chaos can be downright entertaining 😅🌀😂. From messy kitchens and tangled cords to overstuffed closets and catastrophic DIY projects, funny mess jokes capture the hilarity in our attempts to keep things under control ✨🤯. Whether you embrace the chaos or just survive it, messes always seem to have a funny side 🎭🤣.
New funny mess jokes
- Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.
- My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.
- If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.
- I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.
- I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.
- Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.
- From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.
- I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.
- Pomegranates are worth the mess.
- I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.
Top funny mess jokes
- Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.
- Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.
- Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.
- I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?
- I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.
- You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.
- If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
- Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.
- I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.
- Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?
Popular funny mess jokes
- Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.
- Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.
- Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.
- I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.
- At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.
- Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.
- I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.
- You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.
- Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”
- I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.
More funny mess jokes
- I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.
- That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.
- My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel.
- The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.
- Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.
- I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.
- Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.
- Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.
- That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.
- Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.
Witty mess jokes
- My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.
- The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.
- I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.
- I put the mess in domestic.
- Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.
- Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.
- I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?
- Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
- Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.
- My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.
Funny mess jokes remind us that clutter, accidents, and general disorder often create the best laughs 😆📦. From sticky situations to epic fails, life’s messes are comedy gold waiting to happen 😂✨. Share these jokes, embrace the chaos, and enjoy the hilariously messy side of everyday life 🤣💫.