50+ Funny Relatable Jokes That’ll Make You Say “Same.”

New funny relatable jokes

• I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

• It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

• Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

• No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

• It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

• Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

• This Monday has Monday written all over it.

• To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

• I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

• Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Top funny relatable jokes

• Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

• No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

• I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

• The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

• That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

• I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

• Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

• How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

• Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

• This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Popular funny relatable jokes

• Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

• Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

• A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

• The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

• Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

• Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

• I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

• Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

• Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

• Even wild things have slow mornings.

More funny relatable jokes

• I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

• Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

• Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

• I need a leaf blower, but for people.

• At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

• You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

• “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

• Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

• Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

• My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Witty relatable jokes

• “Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

• Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

• Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

• My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

• Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

• Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

• Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

• “It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

• Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

• One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.