New funny social media jokes

• Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

• Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

• Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

• The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

• Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

• Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

• Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

• This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

• “Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

• WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Top funny social media jokes

• I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

• I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

• It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

• I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

• Social media is mental suicide.

• Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

• Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

• Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

• Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

• I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Popular funny social media jokes

• If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

• First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

• Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

• Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

• Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

• Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

• Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

• Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

• Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

• I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

More funny social media jokes

• Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

• You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

• Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

• Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

• Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

• Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

• Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

• Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

• Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

• I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Witty social media jokes

• When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

• It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

• Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

• Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

• You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

• The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

• I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

• I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

• None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

• Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.