New funny struggle jokes

• It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

• Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

• The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

• Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

• Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

• Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

• People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

• This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

• I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Top funny struggle jokes

• I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

• Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

• What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

• It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

• The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

• How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

• Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

• Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

• Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Popular funny struggle jokes

• Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

• People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

• I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

• My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

• Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

• “Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

• Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

• Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

• One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

• When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

More funny struggle jokes

• A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

• Earth is hard.

• I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

• Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

• The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

• “You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

• So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

• I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

• Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Witty struggle jokes

• My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

• Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

• Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

• Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

• The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

• To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

• One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

• Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

• Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

• The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.