Funny wordplay jokes prove that language can be just as entertaining as any punchline 😄. From clever puns to double meanings and those groan-worthy lines that somehow still make you laugh, wordplay turns simple sentences into pure comedy 🤭. Whether you love smart humor, silly twists, or jokes that make you think twice, this collection will have you smiling at every clever turn of phrase 😂.
New funny wordplay jokes
- A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
- Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.
- “Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.
- Have you tried making guacamole about it?
- Fifty shades of I miss you.
- “It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.
- Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.
- If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.
- “Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.
- “Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.
Top funny wordplay jokes
- If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?
- Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.
- A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.
- No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.
- If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.
- My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.
- Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.
- When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.
- I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.
- The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.
Popular funny wordplay jokes
- I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”
- Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?
- My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.
- I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?
- Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.
- People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.
- I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”
- Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.
- I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.
- “There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.
More funny wordplay jokes
- The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”
- Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?
- Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.
- Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).
- Windmill? Big fan.
- The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.
- The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”
- Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
- We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.
- If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
Witty wordplay jokes
- Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.
- Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?
- Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?
- A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.
- I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.
- More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.
- Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.
- If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.
- Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.
- Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?
Funny wordplay jokes remind us that the right words can spark the best laughs 😆. With playful twists, witty surprises, and perfectly timed puns, language becomes a fun little playground. Share these jokes, enjoy the cleverness, and remember: the best humor often hides between the lines 🤣.