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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Who called it America and not the land of fast food feasts and furious drivers? ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš— It's the home of drive-thrus and drive-bys! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’จ #AmericanDreamsAndDriveThroughs



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