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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Just landed via WeChat:

If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Live now on Instagram:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Just landed via Instagram:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Reported on X:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

6 months ago

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Trending via Twitch:

My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Making waves on YouTube:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Just landed via TikTok:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Just shared via TikTok:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Trending via TikTok:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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