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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.