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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.