When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist. Posted onJun 4, 2024Jun 4, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk. My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher. Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender. Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it. Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.