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The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.

Just landed via WeChat:

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Shared recently on Reddit:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Just landed via Telegram:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

3 weeks ago

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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Going bananas on Telegram:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Live now on Slack:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Live now on Telegram:

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Just shared via WeChat:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Spotted on Reddit:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Just landed via Threads:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Making waves on Pinterest:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

This whole week could have been an email.

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Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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