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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.