I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.