FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.